Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

Bill Watterson
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For Calvin, it must be hard to cook if you anthropomorphize your vegetables. Calvin has never cooked before, but he is trying to learn. He has received a variety of advice from his mom about how to start cooking. He has been told to use a knife and cut the onion into tiny pieces. And, now he is crying because he doesn't know how to cut an onion!

Source: The Complete Calvin And Hobbes

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